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Ain't Gonna Fuck No Vagina No Mo

from Modern Ham Shack by Derailed Freight Train

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well, I woke up this mornin'
and all my hair was gone
looked about all over
in the closet and on the lawn
and I couldn't find nuthin'
not even to save my life
now I'll die alone right here
and i won't ever have a wife

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ain't gonna fuck no vagina no mo
ain't gonna fuck no vagina no mo
I'll be celibate for all my remainin' days
ain't gonna fuck no vagina no mo
ain't gonna fuck no vagina no mo
ain't' gonna get no pussy no how no time no way

I don't see no reason
to go out tonight
don't seem to me the season
to fuss or to fight
and to go and look for pussy
just seems like such a task
it'll be another ice age 'fore I get a piece of ass

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well, my teeth are rot and broken
and my skin is creasing up
my ears and eyes are fadin'
and my pick-up lines all suck
I'm a used up busted old-timer
whose fallen on hard times
I'd probably take about ten viagra
just for me to get it up!

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from Modern Ham Shack, released March 1, 2009
Derailed Freight Train AKA Damian C. Cohn

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