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Modern Ham Shack

by Derailed Freight Train

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well, I woke up this mornin' and all my hair was gone looked about all over in the closet and on the lawn and I couldn't find nuthin' not even to save my life now I'll die alone right here and i won't ever have a wife chorus: ain't gonna fuck no vagina no mo ain't gonna fuck no vagina no mo I'll be celibate for all my remainin' days ain't gonna fuck no vagina no mo ain't gonna fuck no vagina no mo ain't' gonna get no pussy no how no time no way I don't see no reason to go out tonight don't seem to me the season to fuss or to fight and to go and look for pussy just seems like such a task it'll be another ice age 'fore I get a piece of ass chorus well, my teeth are rot and broken and my skin is creasing up my ears and eyes are fadin' and my pick-up lines all suck I'm a used up busted old-timer whose fallen on hard times I'd probably take about ten viagra just for me to get it up! chorus
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Yer Emo Days Are Over (free) 04:21
Yer Emo Days Are Over Where will you be when your emo days are over and your tattoos are all fading out and she really won't call you back this time and what will you be when your emo days are dead and gone and everyone else has carried on and left you far behind and lonely? where will you go when your emo days have bitten dust and your romantic ideals crushed and you're all alone with your cigarette habit? who will you blame when your emo days are long long gone just a middle-aged man mowing your lawn and the rock 'n' roll all now seems too loud DAGNABIT! your time is up time is up for you how will it feel when your emo days have said goodbye and it feels like acting when you cry and you can't get drunk 'cause your body can't take it? you'll be real quiet when your emo days are in your past even though you swore they'd always last now you can't keep it real or even fake it you tried so hard to keep your emo lifestyle together but the years caught up like "what the fuck?" and the bills piled up all the way to the ceiling oh, well you sigh all those emo days weren't so damn nice now a mature, adult lifestyle will suffice buy you'll always kind of miss that feeling that emo feeling time is up for you
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Droppin' the Hammer all's fair in love and war tell me what we're fighting for X2 she's dropping the hammer on me i'm just broken machinery she says don't worry about me i'm just broken machinery fucking up exquisitely... all's fair in love and war tell me what we're fighting for she's dropping the hammer on me thought i had to stop our destiny she's dropping the hammer on me on me on me on meeeee...
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The Burden of Proof so many faces comin' out you can't keep track so many voices talking at you behind your back so many things to do I think that it's called fun another social scene you're floating in your head you know you just showed up to show them that you're not dead the burden of proof rests on your shoulders and weighs you down can't wait to find an excuse to head back out of town
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FF Beach 00:47
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Sand 03:21
Sand fiberoptic fingers writing this this morning I'll use the four-track in absence of a band it's just a change of season creeping up my bedsheets a shipwrecked soul is destined to be sand all the looming graveyards of my youth make no complaints this is jumbled seedling madness from the scratch-pad is that what you would call "agony in the garden"? pardon me, but it's really not that bad fiberoptic fingers writing this this morning I'll use the four-track in absence of a band it's just a change of season creeping up my bedsheets a shipwrecked soul is destined to be sand
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Tree Falling (free) 03:14
Tree Falling does a tree make a sound when it falls down and no one is around? does the clock on the wall really matter at all when the mechanism stalls? does a tree make a sound when it falls down and no one is around? does the song have an end when it won't be played for friends who haven't any ears to lend? and will i make a sound when i fall down and you are nowhere to be found?
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Vampire Blues I feel like a fucking vampire now my thirst for human life is never-ending I hope only someday to somehow find some fresh miraculous victim who will rise up and ignore their bloodied neck and pitch themselves forward to bloody mine my love is lost I vomited it all up I was so drunk off it so delicious a high so lightened my heavy heart my brain finally cut loose of skull and floating the hours hung easy in amniotic fluid but soon all the rooms we shared begin to spin and I had to leave you behind my hand clutching my soul as I went running for the bathroom oh yeah I feel like a fucking vampire now my thirst for human life is a never-ending one I hope only someday to somehow find some fresh miraculous victim who will rise up and ignore their bloodied neck and pitch themselves deftly forward to bloody mine
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No Love At All let's say goodbye 'fore it's too late let's say goodbye won't it be great to let it down to let it fall 'cause in this love is no love at all no love at all let's say goodbye 'fore it's too late let's say goodbye no it can't wait just let it down just let it fall 'cause in this love is no love at all
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Just Hangin' Out people starin' but no one's carin' 'bout what you've done and where you've been and all around this one horse town is quiet they pressed the mute on the town crier the discotheque lost in a fire the one horse in this town's about to riot do do do etc. "no one knows what he can do until he tries a dream or two and channels his potential in a more rewarding way" life goes up and life goes down and life is death in this small town but life just a funny thing, at least that's what the old folks say do do do etc. there's always nothing left to do the blocks are square and so are you you feel like you're in the final chapter you hang out here and you hang out there with your sadness and your savoir faire at least your not just hangin' from the rafters at least you're not just hangin' out at least you're not just hangin' out.
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Whistler 02:47
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You Fuck 03:02
You Fuck you fuck you know-it-all why don't you live it all the time? you've got you've got it all why can't you live it all the time?
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To Remind Me I'm Not Dead one more song then I'm just going to going to go to bed one first song one more collection of words to remind me I'm not dead to remind me I'm not dead or a figment inside someone else's head to remind me I'm not dead

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released March 1, 2009

Derailed Freight Train AKA Damian C. Cohn

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